Mayer had a pearl of wisdom for Perez Hilton, and I love it:

“From the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control,” Mayer wrote. “You can’t blog the world, my friend. It’s like ‘The Matrix.’ You live in the Perez Matrix. You wrote the program, you can fly. Then you leave the Matrix, and oh, what the hell, you’re not gonna get it.”

oye.